Two Little Old Ladies

[jangel]

Two Little Old Ladies

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress

The thin one leaned over and Said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off

And streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,

Completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) Through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.














'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.

[GSR]

that joke could work with old men to. lol

[Drifter909]

The only thing I can see wrong is Everybody will have to post here eventually.Anyway I`m glad to have made it this far.57 and countin,and watching all my little plants grow.Stay Happy,Heathly,and High.

[LadyMarmalade]

Thanks for the laugh, J!! I'll be passing that one along!
Drifter, I've got you beat by "that" much... turned 60 this year. Darn, I still have trouble forming the word "sixty". hahaha! But only us lucky ones, yes?

[Charlie Foxtrot]

Hey LadyM,

Class of '67?

I'll be 61 in February. OMG!!

[XBRPete]

Dang nice to feel young at 58 .....at least so far on this thread...

Funny one... have one joke similar to this myself... a bit risque though

69 was devine.....

[PFC Stone]

I feel like a spring chicken at 44!!!! WOW!

[XBRPete]

you are...lololol