I love this truck

[justplainbill]

Got me a new truck!


I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer
yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of
their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and
nearly creamed my new truck, but
I swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,
sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry
on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,
Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!

[Pappy]

And, Bush/Cheney on percussion. "I need more cowbell."

Pappy

[green_nobody]

Good one, but why are we mad one the Iranians - are we living under sanctions for the past 20+ years or are the Iranians the one's that do so - we can buy a new truck, they drive 25 year old Jettas...

[Mogie]

Originally Posted by Pappy

And, Bush/Cheney on percussion. "I need more cowbell."

Pappy

More cowbell that brings back memories of Saturday Night Live and Will Ferrell. LOL