At Least 1 Of These Will Make You Laugh, Guaranteed!

[the.fatman.cometh]

Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
A: Wipe it off and tell him you're sorry.


A hunter shoots a small black bear. he feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and is face to face with a big brown bear.
"Two choices," says the bear.
"I maul you, or we have sex."
The guy opts to take it from the bear. After recovering for two weeks, the humiliated hunter tracks down the big bear and kills him.
Just then he feels another tap on his shoulder, turns around, and sees a 10-foot grizzly bear towering over him.
"Admit it," says the grizzly.
"You don't come hear for the hunting do you?"



Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: Kinky: You use a feather. Perverted: You use the whole chicken.


A guy walks into a restaurant and sees a miniature man playing a miniature piano. Fascinated, he asks the waiter, "How did you find this tiny guy to play the piano?"
The waiter replies, "I found a lamp with a genie in it, and he granted me one wish.'
"And so you wished for a 10-inch pianist?" the guy asks.
"Well not exactly."


Do you know what the pillsbury dough boy did before he got into commercials?
He was in porno. He had to quit because all the girls kept getting yeast infections.

[SHAMAN]

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[the.fatman.cometh]

Anyone heard any good ones lately?

[hempie]

good ones..