the roast of Videoman (Happy B-day)

I had to do it a ROAST in ur honor. Come on peeps lets here it for Vid..

Ok Vid I know ur cool and funny loving so I'll start it off. Vid is a good man who has taught me how to grow in many ways then one. Now if only he could keep the site up and running it would be fine....LOL Happy Birthday Vid...Keep up the good work...

[ISO2BWELL]

To Video: Happy Birthday and

Thinking of you Dude!

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

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ISO

happy birthday

health and love for you and always a small forest nearby for taking a stroll and relaxing!!!

peace, Martin

[tokecrazy]

Happy B-Day Videoman
and Many More. Peace

[ClosetDWC]

Happy 29th again man ! and mabey we shouldn't make jokes about you .....after all you were around when technology ment you had a indoor toilet!!!
Happy birthday man with nothing but love from us all!

Originally Posted by ClosetDWC

.....after all you were around when technology ment you had a indoor toilet!!!

[blakeb]

Videoman its your b day what ur b day congrats on bein a coooool sob brother enjoy

[raf33]

All the best for you

[jangel]

May all your troubles be little ones and 'them are' clones!!!! Long and happy life to you, and thank you for being my new friend. You are a prince.

To Life!
j-angel

[willtrib]

[Mogie]

The ultimate roast that is easy when my hubby wrote the theme song for this site a very special part is just about Video. "Just ask some old hippy and he will tell you where to go."

Well go have a happy birthday dude.

[The HSIC]

Thanks guys, all of you. That was fun reading.
Closet, and mrx, I'll get even later.
Peace

[green_nobody]

that there will be always plenty of green for you my friend! a joint in your spirit man!

[Hobo]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT alright my man!!! i swear... its almost as if you get older every year! lolol have you cleaned your room yet? :P This joint is for you brother!!

[Empress Smoker]

Here's to YOU!
Happy B-Day