A boy in a 2nd grade class raises his hand and says "Ma'am, I need to piss".
The teacher politely tells him "That is not the word we use in this class. The word we use is "urinate" and if you can use that word correctly in a sentence, you may go."
The boy says " you're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten".

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The Essence of Compassion
"Resolve to be tender with the young, Compassionate with the aged,
Sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and wrong......
...... because sometime in your life you have been guilty of all of these."