Xmas goes up in smoke
'Twas a few nights before Xmas
And all through the house
Everyone was stoned...
Even The Mouse
The "buds" all where hung
For them To all Dry
So we'd have some more smoke...
So we All could get High...
When out of the blue
came a terrible Crash
Someone broke in...
and took all my stash
I ran out the door
with a broom in my hand
I swear I was ready...
to Beat up that man!
To my Surprise...
It was Santa Himself
He needed some stuff
to "pay off" his elves.
So I made him a deal
And he gladly agreed
So... Xmas is cancelled 'cause...
We's smokin' da weed!
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