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10-10-2009, 12:09 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving all! ~ A Pregnant Turkey!
*To my American friends:*AND CANADIAN
We Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving in October
This weekend is our Thanksgiving.
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing
how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.It took the family
two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
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10-10-2009, 12:14 PM
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LMAO!!! is that a true story J?
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10-10-2009, 12:15 PM
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I don't know...someone sent it to me so I posted it....it could be real!
LOL! You are blond aren't ya Trace?
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10-10-2009, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jangel
I don't know...someone sent it to me so I posted it....it could be real!
LOL! You are blond aren't ya Trace?
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ROTFLMAO!!! cheeky mare!!!! i'm brunette i'll have you know.....but it doesn't mean i'm not thick as mince sometimes!!!!lol!!!
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10-10-2009, 01:11 PM
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you say I can't do what,, Ha!
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Oh you ladies are funny,,,lol Happy Thanks Giving
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10-10-2009, 01:39 PM
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that is funny jangel.   happy thanksgiving.
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