Shortest Joke of This New Year


Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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... murf

lol

I almost urinated in my trousers from laughing so hard!!!!!


4kaan4

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I am an incorrigible, pathological fantasizer fabricating illusionary amusements for various individuals. In other words I lie like a politician. I refuse to break the law because I intend to live my life till the day I die!

Actually, I think the funniest part of this post is that it is in the womens lounge, not the joke section. Talk about inviting trouble.

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Jock Horror in Rubbermaid Grow Box - First Grow - Exactly what the title says.

Jock Horror in Rubbermaid Grow Box - Second Grow - This one isn't a lie either.

hahahahaha

Shortest Joke of This New Year

OMG has my wife been on here telling secrets??????????

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