Mammograms~Practice first Ladies! ...and some men! - GreenPassion.org - Dedicated to Medicinal Cannabis Cultivation and Education

jangel · #1 (**permalink**) 08-17-2009, 05:54 PM

This is just to make you all smile Ladies, but did you know that some "well proportioned" men can also get breast cancer? If there is indeed breast tissue there, then they CAN as well....Look it up!

We Love all you Ladies....make sure to get your Mammograms and think of all that love you when you do this.

Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.

Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.

YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND, just a thought for all the women out there........

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,
MENopause............

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And

When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging

And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

traceydm · #2 (**permalink**) 08-18-2009, 06:20 AM

lmao jangel! thats brilliant!!
it really is pants being a woman sometimes but i guess i still wouldn't change it for the world!!

tracey xxx

Deb-HAS-grn · #3 (**permalink**) 08-24-2009, 05:12 PM

Thats funny and all so true lol

I do check myself regularly and do have yearly checkups. My grandmother made me promise that I would do these things just before she passed away from breast cancer.....