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jangel · #1 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 03:39 PM

Health advice for women

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.

Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions.

Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do just
about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life
you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of
the past and you will discover many talents you never knew
you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Chardonnay.

Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and
naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you
can sing.

The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to call/text them at
four o'clock in the morning.

The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.

The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.

So go ahead and try it....$3 a bottle works the same as
$300 a bottle so why pay more!

P.S. I have it on good authority that Shiraz works interchangably.

Shinningwind · #2 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 06:53 PM

Hey J.. That would be nice eh..
I myself use Old vienna or Lakport Honey.

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scott06 · #3 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 07:00 PM

sorry for my brief intrusion into the women's lounge...I thought it might be real health news I could share with my wife..

I just want to add that zinfindel also has the same effect as the chardonay and the shiraz.

Shinningwind · #4 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 07:19 PM

No intrusion I wouldn't think. We are all equal. I don't think it say private girls club or I miss something.
You'll have to print that off for your wife scott or let her read it.

scott06 · #5 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 07:38 PM

I will, but I am the vinophile not her.....though the fruit of the vine seems to have the same effects on me as the fair sex

I am glad you didn't find my post an intrution! just had to be part of any wine conversation

actually my new favorite drink is a blueberry port which matches well with blueberry smoke

jangel · #6 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 08:02 PM

I had a favorite they stopped making. Ancient Coasts Baco Noir. Even won awards. No idea why they stopped making it.

And Scott, you never intrude.

Peace

scott06 · #7 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 09:11 PM

I think you can order it from here in Canada

Wine Rack - Shop On-Line

Let's share a bottle

They have some from 2003 and 2004, maybe they are waiting to release the newer vintages

jangel · #8 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 08:04 AM

Why thank you sweetie.
Peace