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10-08-2008, 03:39 PM
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Rep Power: 500 | | Health advice for Women ~ This could affect YOU! Health advice for women Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay. Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Chardonnay. Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and naked Twister. WARNINGS: The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not. The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing. The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call/text them at four o'clock in the morning. The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. So go ahead and try it....$3 a bottle works the same as $300 a bottle so why pay more! P.S. I have it on good authority that Shiraz works interchangably. | | The Following User Says Thank You to jangel For This Useful Post: | | 
10-08-2008, 06:53 PM
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Hey J.. That would be nice eh..
I myself use Old vienna or Lakport Honey.
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-08-2008, 07:00 PM
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sorry for my brief intrusion into the women's lounge...I thought it might be real health news I could share with my wife..
I just want to add that zinfindel also has the same effect as the chardonay and the shiraz.
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10-08-2008, 07:19 PM
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No intrusion I wouldn't think. We are all equal. I don't think it say private girls club or I miss something.
You'll have to print that off for your wife scott or let her read it.
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10-08-2008, 07:38 PM
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I will, but I am the vinophile not her.....though the fruit of the vine seems to have the same effects on me as the fair sex
I am glad you didn't find my post an intrution! just had to be part of any wine conversation
actually my new favorite drink is a blueberry port which matches well with blueberry smoke
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10-08-2008, 08:02 PM
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I had a favorite they stopped making. Ancient Coasts Baco Noir. Even won awards. No idea why they stopped making it.
And Scott, you never intrude.
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10-08-2008, 09:11 PM
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I think you can order it from here in Canada Wine Rack - Shop On-Line
Let's share a bottle
They have some from 2003 and 2004, maybe they are waiting to release the newer vintages
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10-09-2008, 08:04 AM
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Why thank you sweetie.
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