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jangel · #1 (**permalink**) 01-12-2009, 02:12 PM

GRACE, Seemed sheepish as she
Visited her gynecologist.
'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,
' you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting
Hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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'You're simply going through the change!

:r ain:

kailiwela44 · #2 (**permalink**) 01-13-2009, 02:33 AM

i'm not a woman, but me n my gf roflmao

kailiwela44