GreenPassion.org index index alive-gone

Translate GreenPassion (powered by Google)
Danish Dutch English Finnish French German Greek Italian Norwegian Portuguese Russian Spanish Swedish Ukrainian

Go Back   GreenPassion.org - Dedicated to Medicinal Cannabis Cultivation and Education > The Smoker's Den > Personal Passions


Notices

Personal Passions Personal passions, creativeness and favorite past times discussed in here.


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 09-14-2008, 09:35 AM
jangel's Avatar
Bridge Builder


GreenPassion Administrator
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Canada Home of the Polite, aiy!
Posts: 12,329
Thanks: 13,488
Thanked 9,715 Times in 5,041 Posts
Rep Power: 500
jangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond reputejangel has a reputation beyond repute
Wink Quite a Story!


In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University ...


On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.











Probably wasn't the same elephant.






































This is for all of my friends who post those heart-warming bullshit stories.






PEACE!
__________________
Life,
j-angel

aka GP purrie kittie attack cat!


My Little Grow LST'ing w/Hardware

My Outdoor Odyssey 2008 BONSAI MUMS

My Little Grow Indoor To Outdoor 2009
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to jangel For This Useful Post:
ISO2BWELL (09-16-2008), justplainbill (09-16-2008)
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 09-16-2008, 09:47 AM
The HSIC
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 3,699
Thanks: 0
Thanked 4,294,967,295 Times in 4,294,967,295 Posts
Rep Power: 2317
The HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond reputeThe HSIC has a reputation beyond repute
Default

Now thats was just too funny!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to The HSIC For This Useful Post:
jangel (09-16-2008)
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 09-16-2008, 09:51 AM
mysmokie's Avatar
Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In the Rainbow
Posts: 231
Thanks: 163
Thanked 151 Times in 75 Posts
Rep Power: 112
mysmokie is a glorious beacon of lightmysmokie is a glorious beacon of lightmysmokie is a glorious beacon of lightmysmokie is a glorious beacon of lightmysmokie is a glorious beacon of lightmysmokie is a glorious beacon of light
Default

your busten my gut girl. that was way funny
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to mysmokie For This Useful Post:
jangel (09-16-2008)
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 09-16-2008, 11:40 AM
gardener
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 599
Thanks: 481
Thanked 403 Times in 255 Posts
Rep Power: 138
raf33 has much to be proud ofraf33 has much to be proud ofraf33 has much to be proud ofraf33 has much to be proud ofraf33 has much to be proud ofraf33 has much to be proud ofraf33 has much to be proud ofraf33 has much to be proud of
Default

knock out it the first! I love stories like that one, with abrupt but very logical ending lovely.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to raf33 For This Useful Post:
jangel (09-16-2008)
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 09-16-2008, 12:57 PM
green_nobody's Avatar
Moderator
GreenPassion Moderator
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: out on the farm
Posts: 5,311
Thanks: 563
Thanked 1,466 Times in 930 Posts
Rep Power: 348
green_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond reputegreen_nobody has a reputation beyond repute
Default

After the first lines i thought one moment buddy - a wounded elephant is about as dangerous as a boggy with a few gallons of nitroglycerin - glad it end realistically in the end

besides, wasn't food stopping and trumpeting a sign for rage with elephant bulls??!

Good story Jangel
__________________
Keep the gun oiled and the thumb green!



Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to green_nobody For This Useful Post:
jangel (09-16-2008)
Reply
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The best drunk story jangel Jokes and Comedy 2 08-17-2009 03:27 PM
Best Story Contest jonnyappleweed Contests 62 04-02-2009 10:17 PM
Sharing my story natural lady Introduce Yourself 27 09-18-2008 06:20 PM
Very very sad story... green_nobody Jokes and Comedy 0 09-01-2008 02:46 PM
Story of Cannabis *GreenPassion* Shoot the Breeze 0 11-30-2007 01:31 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:45 PM.


vB Enterprise Translator by NLP-er
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5 ©2008, Crawlability, Inc.
Copyright © 2009-2010, GreenPassion.org
The Moo Web Directory   Dmegs Web Directory   Right Biz Web Directory
Marijuana, Growing the Ganja, Weed Farming -  - Blogged    Dr.5z5 Open Feed Directory    Blog directory    A1 Web Links    BLOGbal    Free RSS Feeds Directory    Bloglisting.net - The internets fastest growing blog directory    Webfeed (RSS/ATOM/RDF) submitted to http://www.feeds4all.nl  
3alive-gone 5alive-gone
~ GreenPassion.org Archive Links ~