ADULT

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR

A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL

Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they die.

COMMITTEE

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST

Someone who is me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF

Cold storage.

INFLATION

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO

An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN

Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW

One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.

YAWN

An honest opinion openly expressed.

and MY personal favorite:

WRINKLES

Something other people have, similar to my character lines.