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jangel · #1 (**permalink**) 01-12-2009, 10:23 AM

Two
medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking
slowly. One
of the students said to his friend, 'I'm sure the poor old man has
Petry
Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.'

The
other student said, 'No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we
learned in class.'

Since they
couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and
one of
the students said to him, 'We're medical students and couldn't help
but
notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you
might
have. Could you tell us what it is?'

The old man
said, 'I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you two fine
medical
students think.'

One of the
students said, 'I think it's Petry Syndrome.'

The old man
said, 'You thought... but you are wrong.'

Then the
other student said, 'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.'

The old man
said, 'You thought...... but you are also wrong.'

So they asked
him, 'Well, old timer, what do you have?'

The old man
said, 'I thought it was GAS... but I was wrong too.'

Pappy · #2 (**permalink**) 01-12-2009, 10:48 AM

I guess I don't have to go to the doctor, after all. Now, I know what I have.

Pappy

Capt america · #3 (**permalink**) 01-15-2009, 04:49 PM

I call it sharting or fooping!

jangel · #4 (**permalink**) 01-15-2009, 04:57 PM

ROTFLMAO!

okay, there is my gut buster of the day! Thank you for that, I will have to tell my man that one!

Capt america · #5 (**permalink**) 01-15-2009, 05:10 PM

Yea its a way of life for me I run a lot and bast me shorts a least twice a week my wife refuses to wash my shorts!

jangel · #6 (**permalink**) 01-15-2009, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt america

Yea its a way of life for me I run a lot and bast me shorts a least twice a week my wife refuses to wash my shorts!

I don't blame her!

Peace