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Old 06-22-2008, 04:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You read it right, people are so funny. I live not too far from the city.
Walk down the street, and hardly anyone notices you, there too busy minding there own business.

I have a place up in the Berkshires, and when I go up there, people are the oppisite. I can not go anywhere without talking to absolutely everyone who crosses my path.

Well anyways, the wife and I recently got a dog, a rat terrier. Shes not a pure breed, and will most likely be even smaller than a pure breed would be. It's amazing now when I go anywhere, I take her with me, and everyone talks to me now.

It was actually funnier than hell the other day I went to the supermarket, and had all these "young chicks" flocking over to me, to see the dog of course.

So when I got home, I called the wife at work and told her..."Honey, I coulda gotten laid ten times over", she about died laughing at me.

Of course to make matters worse, she shared this story at work, and now so am I. hehe
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I have also reached the age at which I am happy to pretend that young female interest in my dogs is meant for me...ah youth is wasted on the young...to have my long hair, big muscles, and small waist again for just a few days would be a pleasure...I also like to kid myself that my character and personality have developed to counter balance the the decline in my physical apearance...thank goodness from time to time my wife can find a way to see me as beautiful even if the young hotties never will again...
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I have also reached the age at which I am happy to pretend that young female interest in my dogs is meant for me...ah youth is wasted on the young...to have my long hair, big muscles, and small waist again for just a few days would be a pleasure...I also like to kid myself that my character and personality have developed to counter balance the the decline in my physical apearance...thank goodness from time to time my wife can find a way to see me as beautiful even if the young hotties never will again...
...and Scott, your character and personality do light up the sky my friend, so rest easy in your dreams....

...aaaaw to dream!
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Scott, I totally understand. Your honesty in what you write is heart warming too. You and I are in exactly the same boat.
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Damn...seems like the only thing a gal younger than 30 calls me anymore is....


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