Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 40 or being over 50 and heading towards 60!

01.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03.No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

05.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.


07.Things you buy now won't wear out.

08.You can eat supper at 4 pm.

09.You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13.You sing along with elevator music.

14.Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19.You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.



PEACE

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Life,
j-angel

aka GP purrie kittie attack cat!


My Little Grow LST'ing w/Hardware

My Outdoor Odyssey 2008 BONSAI MUMS

My Little Grow Indoor To Outdoor 2009

Did I flunk if I said yes to 16 out of 19?

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Everything's Relative

Oh I would consider that a pass, not a flunk! LOL! I passed too!

Peace

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Life,
j-angel

aka GP purrie kittie attack cat!


My Little Grow LST'ing w/Hardware

My Outdoor Odyssey 2008 BONSAI MUMS

My Little Grow Indoor To Outdoor 2009

Eh? What's that? I can't find my glasses, what does that say? SEX?!!? At my age? You're killing me!

Later,
4kaan4

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I am an incorrigible, pathological fantasizer fabricating illusionary amusements for various individuals. In other words I lie like a politician. I refuse to break the law because I intend to live my life till the day I die!

I think I have one or two brain cells rattling around in here, somewhere.

Did someone mention sex? I have to get this hearing aid fixed.

Pappy

Sex - isn't that something to do with plants....that's all I remember

you are all too funny, but I have to agree with all of the above!

if i read the post above i could get the impression that GP is just another nursing home...

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Keep the gun oiled and the thumb green!

....and your point? LOL!

can't remember....

hmmm...25 and six of them pertain to me...well...thats what happens when i work with and around older people. In regards to age and flowering period, maybe we can call children sprouts, teens and pre-middle age vegging, people preparing for retirement 12/12 (to retire or not) and retired people as harvested??? I think i'm still high?

kailiwela44

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oh yeah, oh yeah.

Already, I can 'see' that I'm gonna enjoy your company guys.

My own rule of getting older, 'not worth learning anything new, as my brain can only only hold so much info without letting something go.'