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Old 09-14-2008, 01:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 40 or being over 50 and heading towards 60!

01.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03.No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

05.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.


07.Things you buy now won't wear out.

08.You can eat supper at 4 pm.

09.You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13.You sing along with elevator music.

14.Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19.You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.



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Old 09-14-2008, 01:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Did I flunk if I said yes to 16 out of 19?
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Old 09-14-2008, 01:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh I would consider that a pass, not a flunk! LOL! I passed too!

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Old 09-14-2008, 04:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Eh? What's that? I can't find my glasses, what does that say? SEX?!!? At my age? You're killing me!

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Old 09-14-2008, 07:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think I have one or two brain cells rattling around in here, somewhere.

Did someone mention sex? I have to get this hearing aid fixed.

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Old 09-14-2008, 07:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Sex - isn't that something to do with plants....that's all I remember
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you are all too funny, but I have to agree with all of the above!
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Old 09-17-2008, 02:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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if i read the post above i could get the impression that GP is just another nursing home...
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if i read the post above i could get the impression that GP is just another nursing home...

....and your point? LOL!
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....and your point? LOL!

can't remember....
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