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12-11-2008, 01:46 PM
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Rep Power: 500 | | Lost in Lowe's ~ Old guys think fast! Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.' The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?' The young guy says, 'Well, she's 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?' The old timer says..... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.' Most Old timers are helpful like that | | The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to jangel For This Useful Post: | | 
12-11-2008, 03:45 PM
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good one.
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12-11-2008, 03:48 PM
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Thanks I needed to hear that one. Still laughing, but it hurts to laugh, and still laughing.
Lucky
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12-11-2008, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by I8ntLucky_UR Thanks I needed to hear that one. Still laughing, but it hurts to laugh, and still laughing.
Lucky | Thank you for that! LOL! Nice to meet you and Welcome to Green Passion! How about dropping by the Introduce yourself section and start a thread to say hi. There are many people that would love to welcome you to our forum and get to know you.
Very glad you found us.
Peace
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