Translate GreenPassion (powered by Google) | The Over The Hill Gang (40 and up) Put on your Jerry Garcia T-shirt, grab the Geritol, & come on in! | 
10-15-2009, 12:49 PM
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Rep Power: 76 | | Informative statements It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs. | | The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to 4maggio For This Useful Post: | | 
10-15-2009, 01:13 PM
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the last part is hilarious
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10-15-2009, 01:22 PM
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definitely comical :D
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10-15-2009, 01:23 PM
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I'm sorry. I would have replied sooner.
But, my ridiculously large thumbs make it hard to type.
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10-15-2009, 01:23 PM
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rotflmao!!! too true!!!!
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10-15-2009, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael I'm sorry. I would have replied sooner.
But, my ridiculously large thumbs make it hard to type.  | good one michael!!!!
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10-15-2009, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by 4maggio Men are still busy checking their thumbs. | But only those who still have one to check on. There seems to be a growing trend of men wanting it removed. Yikesssss! Run for the hills! | 
10-15-2009, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rolling Thunder But only those who still have one to check on. There seems to be a growing trend of men wanting it removed. Yikesssss! Run for the hills!  | ehh??? what exactly are these men wanting removed...thumbs or.......?????
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10-15-2009, 05:09 PM
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Yes, that's right! The number of men standing in line to become women today, on the taxpayer's dime, is on the increase. Perish the thought, though! Oooucchhh!
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10-15-2009, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael I'm sorry. I would have replied sooner.
But, my ridiculously large thumbs make it hard to type.  | 
hmmmmm............... Quote:
Originally Posted by traceydm good one michael!!!! | NO ONE is big enough to appear in Scotland because of their large achemmmm....thumbs?
So how could you possibly know if it is a good one?  .....THIS Could be YOU!!! | 
10-15-2009, 07:01 PM
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LMFAO!!!! I needed that!! Hey guys! Stop looking at all your HUGE thumbs and type!!
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