19 Facts to Live by

jangel · 05-07-2008, 03:30 PM

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins. The old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number

13. Think about this .. No one ever says 'It's only a game' when his team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness – but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a Harley.

19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

HighPhi · 05-09-2008, 04:15 AM

very nice jangle, thou im well under the 40's group ill still post my thanks

green_nobody · 05-09-2008, 08:07 AM

no crying on the Harley jangel!

jangel · 05-09-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by green_nobody

no crying on the Harley jangel!

LOL! How did you know Green?

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19 Facts to Live by

The over 40 Group