It was about 8:30 pm. I had just lain back on the couch, after doing a few bong hits in the basement. Wife was watching tv while I lay there, with eyes closed, almost asleep.

Wife touches my shoulder, and says, "There's a cop at the door. He wants to talk to you."

I get up and go outside, with the cop. I really must be getting old. He didn't look old enough to shave.

He asked about a woman, with whom I worked. Until she got fired for coming to work, intoxicated and making lewd comments to co-workers.

She had gotten a dui a couple of months ago. Now, she wants to fight it. My name was on her lawyer's short list of witnesses (1-me), who will testify that she was not intoxicated, that evening.

I actually cooperated with the police. I know. Bad Pappy!

Not much of a lawyer, to let the police interview me before he does.

The woman should have known better than to think I would have lied about this. I have scolded her, several times, about her alcohol consumption.

So, anyway, I sat in the squad car (front seat) and talked with the policeman, for a few minutes. Then, when I get back in the house, my phone rings. It's my daughter, who is at her boyfriend's house. She got a call from a friend, wondering what was going on. He had driven by my house and had seen the police car, with me in the front seat.

Everyone was nervous, for a little while. But, everything is cool, again.

I hope the woman doesn't persue her defiance of the dui. With friends like me, who needs enemies?

Pappy

Glad everything worked out...I bet you were shakin in your shoes for a minute.Hows the new shift workin out?

hahah nice

Pappy, the truth is what it is. Don't think I'd done anything different. One for the "OH WEELL" column.

BUZZKILL!!

Having cops at the door must have killed your buzz
You see there nothing good about alcohol at all

You should have been here when the swat team was in my back yard.It was funny after they left.They came to the house next door to me.It was funny but at the time I was about too drop a load on the floor.The fools came through the back yard over the fence as I was looking out the window I see the dump but jump on on my trailer.In the bottom of the trailer was alot of wood strips full of nails,old rusty ones at that. I was taking to the land fill.He jumps up on the rotten plywood over the top of the trailer and falls in and all those nails poked holes in him.He was caught in the trailer and was calling for help.The a--hole try to sue me ha.Well that went over like a screen door in a submarine.First they didnt have a warrent for my place and they crossed the fence that has a sign on it saying NO TRESPASSING. Well they didnt have a leg to stand on.HE HE He.The a-- got about 4 nails through the foot and three got him in the leg too.They didnt even bust the guy next door erther.It was funny when the cops said I had to clean up that wood in my trailer in my yard.I just started to laugh at them a big belly laugh too.I told him if he comes in my yard and is not coming for me then to stay the h--- out of my yard.He said he was going to sue me.I started la la at him and said go a head.Well the duma-- did.I went to court and when he put his case out to the judge I started laughing in court.The judge started laughing too.As it turned out he didnt get anything from me but they paid for three sheets of 3/4" plywood to replaced the ones he jumped up on and broke in to.It's so funny that cops can be so stupid and try to do crap to poeple cause they screw them selfs up and try to get you for it.That cop left the court room about &70.00 dollars less money he came in with.He thourght he was going to get about 3,000.00 from this law sue.Ha HaBoy was I jumping around the house that day,it dose scary the he-- out of you at the time it's going on.But now I just lauch at them.Thank god and his landlord for making him move out of here.The neborhood is alot better now.No more swat coming around and the carbon filter did it's job too.Drinking and driving is one of the most wrost things poeple can do.I dont care if you done it before and noting happen,it will.You can kill poeple and dose.Dont drink and drive. Have a good day puff puff. Peace

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Just locks my jaw this jack boot thinks he can come on to peoples property like that, where are we headed with the gestapo methods of breaking laws
Serves the bone head right, and I'm so glad you laugh at the keystone cop jerk

I can't stand drunks... or cops... or drunk cops.

Way to go, Pappy!

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A drunk the morning after smells like a dirty who*e

I have zero, nada smell on me in the morning after a night of medicating, but I'm still a who*e

Are you nervous that the cop is gonna have it out for u now.... Thats always my biggest fear.... I had a cop come to my house. Me and my bro where smoking so I didnt answer the door(not illegal) after a couple mins of knocking I hear my door open. I jumped up ran into my kitchen and scream at him to get the F out of my house. I asked if he had a warrant and all that. They were there to remind my brother he had a meeting w/them the following mon. Well my bro never made it to monday cause this cop went digging and found a fine my bro owed from 97. While in the station the cop told him the only reason he arrested him was because I was mean to him....booohooo.
The next day the same cop pulls over my mom and trys to give her a speeding ticket. My mom does not speed especially w/ my niece in the car (which she was).... My mom was so mad she told him to go F himself and all that.... Well when my mom asked to see the radar locked in the machine, the coppa changed his tune and gave her a warning. My mom called and talked to the chief and filed a harrassment suit... But the cops havent been back since.

LOL, I'm sooooo glad i'm not alone. Now if i can just figure out how to get this lipstick off....
Nim

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The bad cop should be the ones that’s nervous, if the judge that convicted him and had to paid a fine finds out he's even within a block of him they’ll put 2+ 2 together and........
Laughing in the cops face had to be orgasmic

glad all went well pappy

i was searched thirteen times in three weeks, and the first ten times i was nervous the 11 12 13 progressively more pissed, well they tried it a fourteenth time i flipped, they asked to search and i gave a big ol " F NO YOU JACK A$$ES HAVE SEARCHED ME 13 TIMES AND HAVENT FOUND JACK AND IF YOU THINK YOULL FIND ANYTHING THIS TIME YOUR MORE OF AN IDIOT THAN YOU LOOK LIKE!" he then responds with " I can call and get a warrant from a judge would you prefer that?" so i said yes took the phone from the cop to talk to the judge explained exactly what had been happening the last month and i havent been searched since. probably didnt help that the judge was a freind of my uncle and dad in high school.

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they call me ishmael, and mobys music sucks. smile if you get it.

Got to know why there doing so many Dark Angel searchs on ya?

Nice video Munchies

I'd like to hire him as back up if I ever get harassed.

I haven't dealt with the police much (knock on wood). Though I did have to help one copper spell the word 'Pentagram' once *shrugs*.

Pappy and Tokecrazy your real life stories are so funny,,,lmao but I'm sure you wasn't laughing at the time,,

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