How To Install A Home Security System

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.

"Cooter

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I know how to catch 2 FBI agents.This really happen.It was my first wife and I worked for a bricklayer,{in ohio}.There was a place along side I-75 that had all kinds of radio towers and webing running between them.It was the Voice of america,this is way back when the cold war was going on and we would put radio shows on for the world to here in all language.Anyway there were three house on this road on the other side of the towers that was my road,it was about 2-1/2 miles going through the farm lands off the main road.There's noting but three houses on that road and I and a guy I worked with lived there ,the other house was emty.Now if you had too call the cops it would at leasse 10 mins before they got there.We would come home from work and are wifes would be scare to hell and back,saying there were men looking in the windows.Well this went on for sometime.They {wifes} were making life hell,so me and the guy I worked with set a trap in the back yard.Took barbed wire and uncoiled it across the yard in small coils zig-zia all the way across the yard and every 4' drove a stack in the ground to hold the wire in place.Spair painted the wire green and black so you wouldnt see it.Well it's getting dark and we are on the way home turn down are road and see a car at the bottom of the hill ,we passed on by it {black ford 4 door us gov plates}not giving it a throught,somebody from voice of america checking the what ever.Pull in the drive and go in the house,10 mins later the wife said there's somebody looking in the side window.She calls next door and my work buddy and I fly out of the house to the back yard.there's two guys in suits running right at the wire looking back at us,{with shot guns in hand} I fire one round in the air and these two guys hit the wire.Well we will say they never got very far from there.All rolled up in Barbed wire you cant do anything ,every time you more the more you get tied up in it.Now the sheriff and 4 more cop cars on the way to us.We got guns to there heads and high five that we caught the peeving tom's.Yes I was young and so was my co-worker so we say a few things and told them we would shoot if they try to move.That wasnt a good thing to say.The sheriff gets there and the crap start to hit the fan.Well that night was hell.The FBI guys were getting sewed up at the hospital and we were in hot water.The FBI was watching the house that was emty,cause the Mob was living there a month before so they said.We got out of that one cause we did call the sheriff 5 times before telling them that peevtoms were at our windows and they couldnt catch them.Well that's how to catch two FBI agents and get in hot water.Two months later I moved.The radio towers are all gone now and no voice of america just a subdivson.That's was about 35 years ago,boy has things changed. True story. Peace

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Incredible! Just like in a movie! LOL! And FBI with egg on their face is NOT a pretty sight!

Peace!

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LOL!!! Good one!!!

We got the "Castle Doctrine" here in Texas now...

We can shoot 'em for peekin' in our windows!!!


Hear that, Junior G-Men?

Be careful where ya try to sniff around...

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so, all it takes is a "former mob hideout" in our neighborhood and they can peek at our old lady all night long huh?!

Hey, you know how to catch a DEA agent? take a piece of paper and write down: "For Fools only", tape a big enough fishing hook to the bottom of the at piece and stick it in the trees and wait for about an hour, bet by then one has bitten

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I know this is an old thread but I just have to respond to this, as I know exactly the place you are talking about. Tylersville road, right? I used to live in that area back at the time you are talking about.

You wouldn't happen to have gone to Lakota High School, did you?