Every time I hear that it is still very funny. I guess he has some scripts he must read from he is very slick with it. I just put them on hold for 5 mins then come back and then 10 and so on until they get tired and hang up. LOL

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Now that was funny! My son loves to answer the telemarketers. He just leads 'em all over the place. Talks in accents, tells 'em I'm dead, or I left and he hasn't seen me in years.

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"A word to the wise is infuriating."
"No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master."
"In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity."
"Buy the ticket, take the ride."
- The Immortal Hunter S. Thompson

That is inspiring!

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Old King Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he!
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl,
And that's how he stayed so merry!