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medicinecloset · #1 (**permalink**) 08-10-2009, 04:30 AM

While Vacationing in Mongolia this young guy was all over the place having promiscuis unprotected Sex with Mongolian Prostitutes. Throughout the course of a one week stay he must've had unprotected sex a dozen times or so.
Well upon returning to his home in the States the very next day he notices these horrible purple spots on his,,,,, well on his "nether region". So he goes in to see his Doctor and his Doc tells him they will have to run some tests and he should come back the following day to review the results. So the next day he goes back into the Doctors office and the Doc says I cant believe this but you have Mongolian VD and there is no cure for it!
Well he goes home and while in agony he thinks to himself "maybe perhaps the "Doctors" in Mongolia know something the US doesnt seeing as it originated in their country. He goes in to see this Doctor whom by the way someone in a local Bar referred him to no less. The Doctor examines his "member" and says ahhh yes you have mongolianvd. Well when he told him that the American Doctor said it may end up needing Amputation the Doctor replies "Stupid amewican doctor always think surgery and apwutation answer. Dont worry wait 2 weeks it fall off anyway"