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Old 12-04-2007, 05:49 PM
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ain't it tiny?!
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one of my favorite to listen and smoke got to give it up to B-Real
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Some big bong, now doubt.

Guess I'm too old (and deaf from my illness)...I couldn't hardly understand a word that man was saying...I did pick out "bong" a couple times...aside from that it was gibberish to me ears.

Can you post the lyrics?

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sure i can:

Hits From The Bong Pick it pack it fire it up
come along, and take a hit from the bong.
Put the blunt down, just for a second
dont get me wrong its not a new method.
Inhale, exhale I just got pound in the male.
I like a blunt or a big phat cone
but my double barrel bng is gettin me stoned,
Homeskillet thers water in side, dont spill it,
smells like shit on the carpet still it.
Goes down smooth when I get clean hit
of that skunky, funky , smelly green shit.
I sing my song puff all night long.

I wanna take a hit from the bong.
Hits from the bong yall.
"Hits from the bong" (repeat)
Can I get a hit.

Lets smoke that bowl
hit the bong, and then take that finger off of that hole.
Plug it unplug it dont strain.
I love you Mary Jane.
She never complains when I hit Mary
with that flame I light up the cherry.
Shes so good to me
when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen.
Dont get me stirred up,
the smoke through the bubblin waters makin it pure,
So I got ta, take my hit and hold it
just like Chong I get the bowl and I reload it.
Get my 4 footer, and bring it on
as I take hits from the bong.

Hits from the bong yall.
"Hits from the bong" (repeat)
Can I get a hit.

here you go iso
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but is it really that hard to understand?!
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cypress hill lol we always chief to these rockstars
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but is it really that hard to understand?!

Many sounds and frequencies have been lost from my hearing. Low freq (people with bass voices) are the worst, but music, the crowd plus the lyrics is like standing next to a waterfall....all I hear is the combined "noise" and can't make any of it out.

Lyrics are super! Now I can go back and listen to it again, but reading the words as he "sings" (especially if I can read his mouth) lets me better understand the words.

If you are not doing it now....Take care of your EARS!! You never know what you will miss until it's too late.

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Many sounds and frequencies have been lost from my hearing. Low freq (people with bass voices) are the worst, but music, the crowd plus the lyrics is like standing next to a waterfall....all I hear is the combined "noise" and can't make any of it out.

Lyrics are super! Now I can go back and listen to it again, but reading the words as he "sings" (especially if I can read his mouth) lets me better understand the words.

If you are not doing it now....Take care of your EARS!! You never know what you will miss until it's too late.

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oh man, you probably couldn't hear me then most of the time - especially if i'm mad at something, singing in church i bearly hear myself but like everyone 10ft around me can fell it - that at leased my sis used to claim every sunday

but really, that sucks man - any chance that this will recover abit? and did this happen to you. i'm a bit deaf form time to time from love for target shotting but that depends on more things too
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