High all...

I was crying 1/2 way thru this... I've been ther.

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...
This is a hoot.... sad, because it is TRUE..... but a hoot!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...


In order to continue getting-by in America, we all need to learn the NEW English language!
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".


With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...


The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......


Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."


Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."


Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"


Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."


Room Service: "Ow July den?"


Guest: ".....What??"


Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"


Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."


Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"


Guest: "Crisp will be fine."


Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"


Guest: "What?"


Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"


Guest: "I... don't think so."


RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"


Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."


RoomService: "Toes! Toes!..Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"


Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."


RoomService: "We bodder?"


Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."


RoomService: "Wad?!?"


Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."


RoomService: "Copy?"


Guest: "Excuse me?"


RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"


Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."


RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"


Guest: "Whatever you say."


RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."


Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you

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4maggi

The future ain't what it used to be... Yogi Berra..
Ask Lucas: https://www.cannabis-world.org/cw/showthread.php?t=892

... no but it reminds me of thailand

High ileso..

yes, yes, thailand..... by way of usmc/r&r.. another 5 days of my life lost... like woodstock.. but worse... Singhi Beer I don't know if I'm spelling right but it was kick *** (butt)... 18% alcohol.. 22oz bottle... bitter.. but after the first 1/2 bottle... like silk... yeah.. right......

When were you there?

There money is the Bahat... in 68 it was worth 5:1 to the dollar, so each of their 1 bahat notes was wort $5.... I didn't figure it out til the second day..

So, yes.. kinda thai ish...

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4maggi

The future ain't what it used to be... Yogi Berra..
Ask Lucas: https://www.cannabis-world.org/cw/showthread.php?t=892