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10-12-2009, 09:34 PM
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somebody invent this for me... READ THIS WHILE YOU ARE STONED
i need a toilet seat at my house that plays this song when someone sits down to fire off a missile. plz.
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10-12-2009, 09:55 PM
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Invent what, read what and missile at who lol
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10-12-2009, 09:57 PM
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Deb-HAS-grn Invent what, read what and missile at who lol
the toilet seat, the post, and the porcelain goddess
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10-12-2009, 09:59 PM
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and i will need some old school flight goggles as well ;)
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10-12-2009, 10:05 PM
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Sprocket and i will need some old school flight goggles as well ;)
And a leather helmet and scarf. Kinda like Snoopy and the Red Baron?
10-12-2009, 10:15 PM
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toilet humor....its around for a reason Quote:
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I8ntLucky_UR And a leather helmet and scarf. Kinda like Snoopy and the Red Baron?
now you're getting the picture!!
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...that picture is one I did NOT need in my head!
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hehehe.. nice music to hang one to...
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easy.. get an old mp3 player. an infra red switch or contact switch between the seat and the bowl. some speakers. wagner and your set.
when i was a kid i built a pressure switch that would light up a small led when someone came up the stairs to my room... should be easy to do with a toilet.. or how about an mp3 player glued to the wall of the dunny. all you have to do is press play...
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lol, it would have to be automatic, a treat for those who happened to come over and bake some brownies heh heh
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10-13-2009, 10:25 PM
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That's a long piece of music. It should begin whilst walking down the hallway towards the "poh den". Then some moderate pyrotechnics as you enter the den. You enter put the leather helmet on and swish the scarf around your neck. (would help with the beads of sweat) A couple floating ships to drop in ahead of the seat to aim at. LOL
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I8ntLucky_UR That's a long piece of music. It should begin whilst walking down the hallway towards the "poh den". Then some moderate pyrotechnics as you enter the den. You enter put the leather helmet on and swish the scarf around your neck. (would help with the beads of sweat ) A couple floating ships to drop in ahead of the seat to aim at. LOL
lol, what are you eating?
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yeh man.. you know, the government doesnt like you eating the ones that turn blue either dude.. heheheh
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lmao, i dont know what it means, but i hope no smurfs were harmed in the posting of that comment
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10-16-2009, 10:16 PM
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Did I mention the seat belt?
10-16-2009, 10:21 PM
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and a fan, as well as a
bidet . cuz you know, its the little things you do for people that count the most
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bidet . cuz you know, its the little things you do for people that count the most
Then you need another seat belt. I like to switch the knobs up on those. It can be a little shocking. And it is the little things we do that count.
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no comment.........though i do agree, oddly enough
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dude you CANNOT forget the bomber jacket! i have one from my grandfather rip, fort bragg offical! the joys of living in the south!
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idk, thats a lot of gear for a splat session, lol.
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