An RCMP officer stops at a ranch up in Iron Mountain , B.C. and
talks with the old ranch owner.

He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal
grown drugs.

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over
there.'

The RCMP officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the
authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his
rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly
displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on any land. No questions
asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the RCMP
officer running for his life and close behind is the rancher's
bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.

The officer is clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge! Show him your f**king badge!'

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Charlie

Haha...That a classic for sure...Thanks for the laugh brother=)

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— Mark Twain

"You've gotta be outta your mind not to smoke dope"
-Jack Herer

do i love this kind of RCMP jokes....

Thanks for the laugh Charlie : )

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good one for sure!
thanx