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jangel · #1 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 01:47 PM

Old Timers Sex

The husband leans over and asks
his wife,

'Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty
years ago?We went behind the
village tavern where you leaned
against the back fence and I
made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it
well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking
a stroll around there again and we
can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds
like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next
booth heard their conversationand,
having a chuckle to himself, he
thinks to himself, I've got to see
these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an
eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly
along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks..

Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the
fence..The old lady lifts her skirt
and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the
old man moves in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the
most furious sex that the policeman
has ever seen.This goes on for about
ten minutes while both are making
loud noisesand moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting
on the ground.

The policeman is amazed.

He thinks he has learned something
about life and old age that he didn't
know.

After about half an hour of lying
on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggles to their feet and puts
their clothes back on.The policeman
is still watching and thinks to himself,
this is truly amazing, I've got to ask
them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says
to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
something else.You must've had a
fantastic sex life together.Is there
some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able
to reply.........

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence.'

freetolive · #2 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 01:59 PM

Ub3rB0ng · #3 (**permalink**) 11-06-2009, 02:06 PM

lmao thats awesome!