Mad Cow Disease

Oleander

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease."Mr Brown do you have any idea what might be the cause of the dsease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" "Umn, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" Mr Brown that's interesting but,whats the point?" "Lady the point is this:if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year,would'nt you go mad, too?"

green_nobody

oh man, that is a good one!

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blakeb

lol where was that when mcd was the big scare