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Old 09-05-2007, 04:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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While I was watching some college football, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass.




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Living Will

While I was watching some college football, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass.



that was what my mum did years back after i handled her my will, that stated: if there is no hope of full recovery within days pull the plug...

well moments later my beer, royal canadian and weed flow out over my balcony and she pulled the breaker on my living room... all in under a minute, old mum at her best:Ashamed: never seen her so fast since my little party home back in high school... but at least no beating this time
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