Kitchen Bitch

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Kitchen Bitch

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who
want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you
sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I
want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his
train.Soon the train stopped and the mother hea rd her son say... "All
passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one.

We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed
off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.

green_nobody

i'm glad that this isn't my child - it wouldn't see the sun for the next 2 weeks after that one...

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DieAbetic

hahahahahahahahahaha. i like this one.

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4kaan4

I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair and hurt myself!! :+D

4kaan4

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Mogie

ROFL

Thanks a lot I laughed until I lot the hiccups.

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kenneth_342

hehehe. Who hasnt thought of saying something like that but hasnt