just got this from my mom in email.



'Hello, is this the Denver Sheriff's Office?'





'Yes. What can I do for you?'




'I'm calling to report about my neighbor Estevan...He's
hidin' marijuana inside the logs he uses for firewood! Don't know how he gets

it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Estevan's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Estevan and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Estevan's house.

'Hey, Estevan! This is Maximiliano....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, primo (cousin)!'

(Chicanos know how to get it done!!).

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milky trics will give you uppity starting off,then couch lock type ending.
amber trics will give you couch lock."
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