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10-07-2009, 02:01 AM
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who frkin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
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10-08-2009, 07:12 PM
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10-08-2009, 07:29 PM
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that rules...
just sent that to like 20 people haha
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10-08-2009, 07:30 PM
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I think I should join you!!!!!!!
First full out roar of a laugh for the day!
Thank you sprocket!
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10-08-2009, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Sprocket I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who frkin gud I fel.
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10-09-2009, 08:29 AM
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Hilarious!
-the Corsican.
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10-09-2009, 08:31 AM
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Hilarious! Not what I was expecting at all!
-the Corsican.
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10-09-2009, 04:40 PM
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i dont think i have to, but i just want to go on record and point out that this did not happen to me, it was a joke i read on a diff forum.
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