Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 35 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful
tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 35 years they had been
married..

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had
endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Eileen to stand,
unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her
passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow.

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least
three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on
Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

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Oh man! You made me cry out of laugh!
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