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Old 06-21-2008, 03:40 PM
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HOW TO START A FIGHT.
There I was driving my car to the Market.

Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon.

I was in a great mood ... And then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car (and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?)

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... The driver was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

And that's when the fight started........
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Yup they do! My mum is 4 ft 7 inches. That quailifies!
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dwarfs ride in cars?! i thought the live in caves and spook around...
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