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06-21-2008, 03:40 PM
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Rep Power: 500 | | How to Start a Fight ~ Just a Short Joke~ LOL! HOW TO START A FIGHT. There I was driving my car to the Market. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood ... And then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car (and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?) Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... The driver was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?' And that's when the fight started........ | | The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to jangel For This Useful Post: | | 
06-21-2008, 05:14 PM
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06-21-2008, 09:09 PM
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Roflmao!!!
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06-21-2008, 11:50 PM
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06-22-2008, 12:31 AM
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07-03-2008, 08:37 AM
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LMAO he walked into that one
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07-03-2008, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by the.fatman.cometh | Yup they do! My mum is 4 ft 7 inches. That quailifies!
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07-03-2008, 10:47 AM
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dwarfs ride in cars?! i thought the live in caves and spook around...
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