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Old 02-07-2008, 04:21 PM
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Talking "heart On"-"rush"-"locker Room" 1978

Convincing your best friend to drive you to the headshop by paying for gas, ----$5.00

A 50ml bottle of liquid incense, ----$ 7.50

The look on my fathers face after I handed him that open bottle and said "What does this smell like to you", ----PRICELESS...




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Hey Jonnyappleweed,

You must be an old fart, like some of the rest of us. I understand, perfectly.
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sorry, even im lost here!??
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Locker room, Heart-on, etc.,,, were small bottles of a liquid, similar to amyl nitrate. When inhaled, it produced a somewhat euphoric effect. I remember thinking, "This may be what 'hot flashes' are." Seeing one's father experience that, unknowingly, would be a hoot.

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sorry, even im lost here!??
To remember a product called "RUSH" or "LOCKER ROOM"and it was also sold under the name "HEART ON",
It was/is a liquid(I'm not sure of what the chemical name is)that when you sniff the vapors it sends a rush of blood to your head and your heart starts racing, It only lasts a few moments though and leaves you with a headache...
Worse than smoking MEXICAN weed...


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... ahh right... poppers.
hehehehehe
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... ahh right... poppers.
hehehehehe
Exactly!

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Locker room, Heart-on, etc.,,, were small bottles of a liquid, similar to amyl nitrate. When inhaled, it produced a somewhat euphoric effect. I remember thinking, "This may be what 'hot flashes' are." Seeing one's father experience that, unknowingly, would be a hoot.

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And that along with a sick sense of humor,I couldn't resist letting him see what being high was like(or as close as he would ever get;but his father grew pot and smoked it,and his brother and sisters too)
I did worse stuff than that,I may be the reason I have a half sister
(and that's all between me and the needle and that pack of condoms)
surprisingly 10 -11 months later she was born...
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jonny, jonny, jonny,...what are we to do with you? lol

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Oh Jonny! ROTFLMAO! Now, if someone did that to you I am sure it would not be as funny!

I remember the amel nitrate or poppers from gay friends of mine. It was sold in gay "spas" and a friend of mine introduced it to me way the hell back when! Hate to think how long ago that was! I guess I was 18 then....so you get the picture!
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Oh Jonny! ROTFLMAO! Now, if someone did that to you I am sure it would not be as funny!

I remember the amel nitrate or poppers from gay friends of mine. It was sold in gay "spas" and a friend of mine introduced it to me way the hell back when! Hate to think how long ago that was! I guess I was 18 then....so you get the picture!
I was an early bloomer in life,the time era you are speaking of is about in line with mine,I was doing this stuff for the first time in a controlled enviroment with my Aunts,and Uncles.Around the mid 70's

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