A rather upset gentleman is in a competitive golf match with a
friend who is ahead by a couple of strokes. 'Boy! I'd give
anything to sink this putt,' the golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, 'Would you
be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?'

Thinking that the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless,
the golfer also feels that, maybe, this is a good omen, so he
says, 'Sure,' and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, 'Gee, I sure would
like to get an eagle on this one' The same stranger is at his side
again and whispers, 'Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?'

Shrugging, the golfer replies, 'Okay,' and makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without
waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his
side and says, 'Would winning this match be worth giving up the
rest of your sex life?'

'Definitely,' the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the clubhouse, the stranger walks alongside him and says, 'I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life.'

'Nice to meet you,' the golfer replies, 'I'm Father O'Malley

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