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10-07-2009, 01:52 AM
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These two guys are sitting at the bar in a singles' club and talking about another guy sitting at the other end of the bar.
"I don't get it," complained the first guy, "He's not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes, and he drives a beat up wreck of a car, yet he always manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He's not even good conversation-wise, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."
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10-07-2009, 09:09 AM
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lol
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10-07-2009, 10:26 AM
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Oh those are "eye brow" hairs between his front teeth?  | | The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to I8ntLucky_UR For This Useful Post: | |
10-08-2009, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by i8ntlucky_ur  oh those are "eye brow" hairs between his front teeth? Gaaaasmiley.gif |
eewww!!!!
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10-08-2009, 09:24 AM
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10-08-2009, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by I8ntLucky_UR Oh those are "eye brow" hairs between his front teeth? | you are most definately grounded!  | | The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Desert Woman For This Useful Post: | |
10-08-2009, 09:30 AM
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.. great dental floss those bushy .. um .. eyebrows
gotta love them hippy chicks.. heheheheh
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10-08-2009, 09:39 AM
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like campbell soup, mmmm mmmm goooood!
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10-08-2009, 11:08 AM
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There has to be a good comeback involving "low-brow humor".
But, I'm still fishing for it. 
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10-08-2009, 11:22 AM
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10-08-2009, 12:44 PM
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Whats his shoe size.....
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10-08-2009, 12:59 PM
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this might make a funny poll
i think most girls would pick lol
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10-08-2009, 01:01 PM
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make the poll
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10-08-2009, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sprocket "Yeah," replies his buddy, "He's not even good conversation-wise, all he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows." | Dude must be related to Gene Simons, of "Kiss" fame; and part reptitlian, by the look of that whipper-snapper. He gives new meaning to the term, "a good tongue-lashing!"  | | The Following User Says Thank You to Rolling Thunder For This Useful Post: | |
10-08-2009, 01:07 PM
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10-08-2009, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Deb-HAS-grn Whats his shoe size..... | 14
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