Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge states to Mickey, "You say here in your affidavit that your wife is crazy?"

Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she's fu**'in Goofy."

Mr. Ashcroft is spending the day at an elementary school and after the morning session fields questions from the children. Johnny raises his hand.

"Mr. Ashcroft," he pipes up, "I have three questions for you: Why haven't we gotten Osama bin Laden yet? Why haven't we gotten Saddam Hussein yet? And doesn't the Patriot Act infringe on our civil liberties?"

Before Mr. Ashcroft can answer, the recess bell rings and the children run out to the playground. When they return and sit back down, Susie raises her hand.

"Mr. Ashcroft," she said, "I have five questions for you: Why haven't we gotten Osama bin Laden yet? Why haven't we gotten Saddam Hussein yet? Doesn't the Patriot Act infringe on our civil liberties? Why was recess 20 minutes early today? And where's Johnny?"

Now for some French jokes... (I apologize in advance to anyone if they become offended. I just love French jokes, sorry.)

I got a tip for you , if you install the French versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER!

How do you separate the men from the boys in France? With a crowbar.

Hey ! Do you know what's the difference between a Frenchman and a chimpanzee ? - One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpanzee!

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him!

Q. Whats the difference between a Frenchmen and a bucket of ****?
A. The bucket!

Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on.

Q. What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common?
A. Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.

Q. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish?
A. One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Question: What English word has no equivalent in the French language?
Answer: Gratitude

Q. How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A. Nobody knows, its never been tried before

Q.How do you shut up a Frenchmen???
A.Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q. What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A. Take the pin out and throw it back.

Q: What’s the new French flag look like?
A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke.

"If at first you don't succeed, it wont hurt to smoke a little weed!"

They are just jokes people, the French are cool in my book. I don't want anyone to think I'm a hater. French jokes are just so damn funny to me!

-the Corsican.

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke.

"If at first you don't succeed, it wont hurt to smoke a little weed!"

I thought they where funny and I love French women too,

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... im with you on that lumix... i love french women also... i dig almost any woman now that i think about it

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LOL, the beauty of getting older as your hormones slow down, you learn to take your time and your not as lonely as when younger.

Hehe!

Yeah, I pretty much love all women too! Imagine that huh?

-the Corsican.

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My grow journal: http://www.greenpassion.org/f24/cors...st-grow-15533/

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke.

"If at first you don't succeed, it wont hurt to smoke a little weed!"