| Register | GP Media | Mark Forums Read |
Translate GreenPassion (powered by Google)
| |||||||
| Jokes and Comedy Whatever tickles your funny bone! |
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
08-23-2009, 07:48 PM
| ||||
| ||||
 Drunk vs Stoned drivers
What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? A drunk driver will run a stop sign. A stoned driver will sit and wait for the sign to turn green!       |
| The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Michael For This Useful Post: | ||
CAMSTER626 (08-26-2009), Charlie Foxtrot (08-23-2009), Deb-HAS-grn (08-23-2009), green_nobody (08-26-2009), I8ntLucky_UR (08-23-2009), jangel (08-26-2009), ziggyistokin (08-26-2009) | ||
|
08-23-2009, 07:50 PM
| ||||
| ||||
|
So, what's the joke? I know they're sometimes kinda slow, but.......
__________________ Charlie All I Really Need To Know, I Learned In Kindergarten |
| The Following User Says Thank You to Charlie Foxtrot For This Useful Post: | ||
Michael (08-23-2009) | ||
|
08-23-2009, 07:51 PM
| ||||
| ||||
|
No,...wait... Maybe, it was the acid that made the sign change colors.
__________________ Charlie All I Really Need To Know, I Learned In Kindergarten |
| The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Charlie Foxtrot For This Useful Post: | ||
Deb-HAS-grn (08-23-2009), I8ntLucky_UR (08-23-2009) | ||
|
08-23-2009, 08:13 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Quote:
 |
| The Following User Says Thank You to Lumix For This Useful Post: | ||
jangel (08-26-2009) | ||
|
08-23-2009, 09:07 PM
| ||||
| ||||
| Quote:
__________________ |
|
08-26-2009, 07:23 AM
| ||||
| ||||
|
driving stoned gets you easily lost - I was sitting in my own drive way and had no clue where i was besides that i was sitting in my car. guess i went down to go somewhere but felt asleep before i could go - stoner moments that preserve your license
__________________ Keep the gun oiled and the thumb green!  |
| The Following User Says Thank You to green_nobody For This Useful Post: | ||
jangel (08-26-2009) | ||
|
08-26-2009, 09:32 AM
| ||||
| ||||
|
lol i was driving with my girlfriend bout a year ago, we were both completly baked! i was doing about 20kms (like 10mph?) and went around a long corner, bracing myself and goin "wooooooohhhhh"
__________________ all the information i provide is 100% fictional, pictures are for entertainment purposes only |
|
08-26-2009, 10:30 AM
| ||||
| ||||
|
I remember once my ex was driving us home, he was very drunk and would not take no for an answer. He kept asking me where he people in the back seat lived.....there was no one in the back seat.... And this was from a party at his brother's, who is a cop! All the cops called ahead and made sure their buddies where on duty before they drove home.
__________________ Life, j-angel aka GP purrie kittie attack cat!  My Little Grow LST'ing w/Hardware My Outdoor Odyssey 2008 BONSAI MUMS My Little Grow Indoor To Outdoor 2009  |
| The Following User Says Thank You to jangel For This Useful Post: | ||
CAMSTER626 (08-26-2009) | ||
|
08-26-2009, 10:42 AM
| ||||
| ||||
| Quote:
I have actually done this before...lol Drunk drivers kill people...Stoners just miss their exit CAM-
__________________ "Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it." — Mark Twain "You've gotta be outta your mind not to smoke dope" -Jack Herer  |
| The Following User Says Thank You to CAMSTER626 For This Useful Post: | ||
jangel (08-26-2009) | ||
|
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
Linear Mode
| |
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| The best drunk story | jangel | Jokes and Comedy | 2 | 08-17-2009 03:27 PM |
| Texas police shake down drivers, lawsuit claims | SomeDude | General Politics | 2 | 05-06-2009 04:33 PM |
| The Drunk | jangel | Jokes and Comedy | 2 | 05-06-2008 02:04 PM |
| Hello, Where do the drunk stoners hang out?? | Fredfarted | Shoot the Breeze | 23 | 12-31-2007 08:13 PM |
| Women Drivers? Right! | *GreenPassion* | Jokes and Comedy | 4 | 11-03-2007 01:59 AM |
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:36 PM.
A1 Web Links
BLOGbal
Free RSS Feeds Directory
~ GreenPassion.org Archive Links ~ 
