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Old 11-07-2009, 09:52 AM
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Let's do some rough math on this.

If it has taken us one month or so to reach say 20 posts, how long will it take for us to reach 1 million?

20 posts / 1 month = 1,000,000 posts / x months

x = 50,000 months or 4167 ish years.

Basically people, if we want to reach a million we have to do better than that.

So let's set a goal, when do we want a million posts? How about in 2 years time, so October of 2011. How many times would we need to post per month to reach 1 million posts?

x posts * 24 months = 1,000,000

x = 41667 ish posts per month. (Or about 1300-1400 posts per day.)

Is this goal still reasonable? (What if I told you the forum itself only had 156,114 posts total as of today.)
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20....i can't do math!!!!
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21???? this is going to take awhile!!
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of course, i didnt mean absolutely, literally
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23, are we still doing this??? this post should never leave the top of the page if we ever hope to be alive when 1 million comes around.
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25!!! hell yeah milestone for tha moon
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27........too late for that now!!!....
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28 -- 500 posts here a day wouldnt be a bad rate. :P
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29 Let us shoot for the moon! And get there before the moon comes down to us!

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30....i hope the moon don't land on ME!!!!
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hehe.. J, I was watching a documentary last night on 2012... YOU AINT KIDDING!!!!

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thats how old i'll be when the moon lands on us. Or the sun, or a comet, or a nuke, whatever it may be.....
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Technically, if you land on the moon, it will land on you with an equal but opposite force too.
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33 its all beyond my comprehension now!!!
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34......lumix.....if you reply before the end of the page you'll put the wrong number in!!!!
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