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Old 01-18-2008, 03:54 PM
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Default A Canadians version of martial arts...

A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in.

As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.

The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea".

Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets up to go to the
bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor.

"That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.

The little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold.

The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh!, tell him that was a fookin' hockey stick from Canadian Tire"!

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HAHAHAHA!! IM CRYING!!!!
I know that move!! HAHAHAA!!!
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:13 PM
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LMFAO. Even my wife is laughing at that one...
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lol fukin good post thats a classic joke eh! go canada !!!
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Is this how Canadians really feel about Americans?.... Just asking... LOL
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wow thats some funny sh** right there
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Is this how Canadians really feel about Americans?.... Just asking... LOL
No of course not, Hooker, we just all gather at the airport in August and laugh and point at you folks coming off the planes with snow skiis and parkas!

LOL! just yankin' your chain hooker!

My dad is a yank as well, so it is all just in good fun.

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