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jangel · #1 (**permalink**) 01-30-2009, 07:31 PM

BLONDES
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Amber, a blonde city girl, married a Colorado rancher. One morning on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amber, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amber takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.' The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?' 'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amber explains very confidently. Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?' The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

( It's nice to see a blonde winning one once in awhile.)

Desert Woman · #2 (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jangel

BLONDES
~~~~~~~
Amber, a blonde city girl, married a Colorado rancher. One morning on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amber, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amber takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.' The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?' 'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amber explains very confidently. Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?' The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

( It's nice to see a blonde winning one once in awhile.)

Joss Whedon, a genious writer and producer developed a whole science fiction universe where the BLOND CHICK KICKS ASS! There are two series in this universe. Angel the Show and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Angel was a spinoff from Buffy. Don't judge the series from the Movie. We understand the enoumous lameness of the movie, but love it anyway because it is the beginning.

If you like female empowerment inspired media and art, really you should check out "Buffy the Vampire Slayaer"! Honest, not as silly as it sounds. Try the last 4 eps of the last season to start. You will be amazed how the BLOND CHICK in the alley RULES!

Anyway, LOVED the joke. Thanks. You made my day!

ileso · #3 (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 11:16 AM

go wonder woman!

Desert Woman · #4 (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ileso

go wonder woman!

Joss was going to do the new "Wonder Woman" but the project just isn't getting off the ground and he is no longer involved in the project. But, he is a genius with the girl power.

The days of the Wimpy Woman are so over!

enjoy!

ileso · #5 (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 11:42 AM

who likes wimpy women anyway

Desert Woman · #6 (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ileso

who likes wimpy women anyway

hangs out with me for long. lol If they don't like being around us, they seem to go away pretty quickly!

Mr.Moonbiscuit · #7 (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 12:14 PM

one im a blonde dude so i tend to get the oh its just another stoner hippie surfer dude. i wear it proudly lol. but that actually did make me laugh

Desert Woman · #8 (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonbiscuit

one im a blonde dude so i tend to get the oh its just another stoner hippie surfer dude. i wear it proudly lol. but that actually did make me laugh

Had long wavy blond hair and beautiful blue eyes and we used to ride around on his gold metal flake and chrome chopped out Harley and fly like the wind...

Don't know what made me think of that...

Mr.Moonbiscuit · #9 (**permalink**) 02-27-2009, 12:25 PM

if only mine was wavy my hair is straight

ileso · #10 (**permalink**) 03-02-2009, 01:32 PM

it waves in the wind, no?

Mr.Moonbiscuit · #11 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 02:56 AM

kinda just sticks straight out lol.