Blonde Joke
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). Anything?
he asked.
Yes, yes, anything the blonde promised.
Well then, just follow me, said the man as he walked
towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
Come in and close the door' the man said.
She did. He then 'Now get on your knees.
She did. Now take down my zipper.
She did. Now go ahead .... take it out.... he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered Well.......... go ahead.
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while
holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...........
Hello... Mom, can you hear me?
__________________ "The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, somebody to love, and something to hope for." ~ Allan K. Chalmers ~ "Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure there is one less rascal in ~ Thomas Carlyle ~ "I shall pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I may not pass this way again." ~unknown~  ... murf
Last edited by Monday Murphy; 03-12-2008 at 12:27 AM.
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