Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde

says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.... Florida or the moon?"






The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"




CAR TROUBLE






A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.





After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.





She says, "What's the story?"





He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"





She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"





SPEEDING TICKET






A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.





She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"



RIVER WALK






There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"





The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."





AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE






A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.





"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."





The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;





likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.





The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?





"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."





"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."





KNITTING






A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!





Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"





"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"





BLONDE ON THE SUN






A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"





The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"





The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"





The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.





To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"








IN A VACUUM






A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"





She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"





FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!






A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"





"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"






The Blond and the Body Builder...




The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,

'What a Great chest you have!'


He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'


He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'What massive calves you have!'


The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'



He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.


The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.


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The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'











...........what????????

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aka GP purrie kittie attack cat!


My Little Grow LST'ing w/Hardware

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Why do the blonds have to be from Oklahoma.

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A blind man enters a ladies' bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the blind man says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair--given that you are blind--that you should know five things:

"1. The bartender is a blond girl.
"2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
"3. I'm a blond woman with a black belt in karate.
"4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a weight lifter.
"5. The lady to your right is a blonde and professional wrestler.

"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

-the Corsican.

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My grow journal: http://www.greenpassion.org/f24/cors...st-grow-15533/

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke.

"If at first you don't succeed, it wont hurt to smoke a little weed!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

....can you tell I am a brunette?

No way! I would never have guessed!

-the Corsican.

Why do blonde's drive automatics instead of standards?

More head room.