A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The

blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him inand shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."


He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed........

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..

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AHHHH YA GOT ME!!!! lol much love mogie.

now i got one for you.

a blonde a brunnette are watching the evening news
the reporter says " crisis woman on ledge we will have the story when we get back"
the brunette turns to the blond and says " i bet fifty bucks she jumps"
the blonde says " you have a bet"
sure enough the woman jumps and the blonde hands over the fifty
the brunette looks at her and says " i cant take your money i saw this story on the twelve oclock news"
the blonde says " i did too but i didnt think shed be dumb enough to do it again"

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LOL That is a good one.

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lol glad you liked it. ive got a few more but they aint what you would call church appropriate.

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they call me ishmael, and mobys music sucks. smile if you get it.

Hehehehe I get ya.

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lol yeah.

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they call me ishmael, and mobys music sucks. smile if you get it.

why are most dumb blonde jokes so short?.......


I don't know why?



so guys can remember them!