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07-17-2008, 11:28 PM
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Do these pants make my butt look big?
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07-18-2008, 03:22 AM
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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07-18-2008, 04:14 AM
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Why is it a pair of panties, but just one bra?
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07-18-2008, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Sock 1 smoke hole and 6 others, how many holes in your head? | I beleive mine is swiss cheese so how many holes are too many holes?
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07-18-2008, 10:13 AM
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Have you ever seen a MOOSEKNUCKLE???
Want to???
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Aging is GODs way of telling us there's no time to waste... 
WAS MOSE'S REALLY SPEAKING TO A BURNING BUSH???
OR WAS IT ONLY SMOKING???
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07-18-2008, 10:15 AM
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who were you before your mother was born?
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07-18-2008, 10:24 AM
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When I wake up will all of you still exist???
Is this too deep???
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Aging is GODs way of telling us there's no time to waste... 
WAS MOSE'S REALLY SPEAKING TO A BURNING BUSH???
OR WAS IT ONLY SMOKING???
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07-18-2008, 12:01 PM
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Will someone GIVE me a 400watt digital HID light Kit, Ph meter or anything else that would help me out?...  LoL
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07-18-2008, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Sock Will someone GIVE me a 400watt digital HID light Kit, Ph meter or anything else that would help me out?...  LoL | No.
Anything else we can help you with today?
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07-18-2008, 12:35 PM
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All sides being equal, what do we have?
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07-18-2008, 01:57 PM
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Do we have multiple sides of equal dimensions?
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07-18-2008, 02:29 PM
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Why do we drive on the parkway
and park in the driveway? (after George Carlin)
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07-18-2008, 02:30 PM
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Si, Multiple sides of equal dimensions =?????
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07-18-2008, 02:33 PM
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does a cube have multiple sides of equal demensions?
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07-18-2008, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by scott06 does a cube have multiple sides of equal demensions? | Are you sitting in a cubical?
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07-18-2008, 02:58 PM
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How many sides to a whole person? And which side talks?
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07-18-2008, 02:59 PM
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Does the univers have a shape and can we comprehend such a shape given our 3-4 dementional cognition of space/time fabric?
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07-18-2008, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jangel How many sides to a whole person? And which side talks? |
are you implying I talk out my arse?
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07-18-2008, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by scott06 are you implying I talk out my arse? | ROTFLMAO! sorry ....... Is it possible to talk like an ass from your arse? | 
07-18-2008, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jangel ROTFLMAO! sorry ....... Is it possible to talk like an ass from your arse? | Have I proven that this is possible?
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