anniversary

g0t420ndacivic

so this wife wanted to get something special for her husband for they're 20th anniversary so she thought a pet would do the trick,so she goes to the pet store lookin for a pet she explains the deal to the worker there he said ma'am i have just thing for u does your husband like blow jobs?she says yes and i hate doin it!!!!he said i have a frog who gives blow jobs for 50$ she says i'll take it,later that night she is at home and gives it to her husband when they went to bed she was laying there thinking how great it was her husband was getting pleased and she finally could get a good night rest,at about 3:00am she heard pots bangin in the kitchen so she goes down stairs to see what it was,there sits her husband and the frog flippin threw cook books she said honey what are you doing,he said if i can teach this frog how to cook your ass is out of here!!!!!

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hempie

lol thats funny

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