3 Doors of Hell...

BloodShotI'z

Very old but still funny.

A man dies and awakes in hell's "reception" area. He's greeted by a demon and taken before 3 doors.

The demon informs him that this is hell...but he has a choice in how to spend eternity. In each door was a punishment to endure....

The man understands. He opens Door #1 to see people aflame, burning and melting. Screw that he says....And goes to door#2.

He opens door #2 and sees people in having their skin torn off them while being beaten....Screw that too he says....And goes to door #3.

He opens the door and sees a room with a sprinkler raining water....and a room full of people standing in shit up to their knees...smiling and talking.

Hmmmm.....The man tells the demon he'd go with door #3. The demon asks if he's sure...the man affirms....and enters.

He takes a spot in the room full of shit and stands there holding his breath.

All of a sudden...The sprinkler turns off and out of nowhere....he hears a loud voice state: OK, you A-holes....breaks over....BACK ON YOUR HEADS!!

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ISO2BWELL

This one should have a warning to make sure no one is swallowing coffee (or anything) when they read it...that is hilariously sick and funny..

Maybe old, but I've never heard it...and I've heard thousands of 'em. When I drove long-haul we used to stay awake at night telling jokes...most times it worked!

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