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|  Wedding Anniversary Wedding Anniversary My neighbor, Sam, was in trouble again; this time for forgetting his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! " The next morning Sam got up and left the house very early. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, went out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Sam has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. | ||||||||
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09-07-2007, 05:52 PM
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__________________  I'm old and senile...U can't believe anything I say...I see all these things in my head when I take my meds...or is it when I don't take my meds.... | |||||||||
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09-07-2007, 06:14 PM
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dayummm bd1975... we must take the same meds man....  yes it has always been mayders for me too... it's them folks above the "nat line" that don't know that...  ....friend & neighbor "mayders & tatters" as my good friend Forrest Gump would say... good friends like peas and carrotts   Last edited by Monday Murphy; 09-07-2007 at 08:14 PM. | |||||||||
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